CORONAVIRUS EXTRA! WE ARE ESSENTIAL – AND OPEN!

Much to talk about vis a vis Coronavirus and worthy of an additional email! Hope it is appreciated!!!

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE – TopTech is designated as an ESSENTIAL BUSINESS and will remain OPEN!

10-7 Monday through Saturday.. And Sunday by appointment.

We have been designated ESSENTIAL RETAIL – as we repair and service computers and phones! Per the official Virginia government announcement recently.

Maryland computer store have NOT been so lucky! WE STAY OPEN AND READY TO HELP YOU!
And – in almost all circumstances there are LESS than 10 folks in the store so we will not expose you needlessly!
All of use are well currently – no sign of the VIRUS!

Meanwhile – BEST BUY has SUSPENDED Geek Squad home visits till April 20!
Apple Stores are all closed till (at least) March 27!

WE ARE OPEN to serve the metro area. We can go anywhere, do anything that is needed in this troubled time!

WE CAN DO HOME VISITS AND CURBSIDE PICKUPS AND DELIVERIES!

If you need an oncall visit, its usually $120 for first hour, $90 thereafter. For the time being we will drop the charge to $90 per hour

to help customers who are concerned about bringing the system in!
Onsite pickups will be charge $40 (for reasonably near Alexandria) and maybe up to $60 for further afield!
We will pick up the system disinfect it at the shop, and do that again before it is returned!

GIFT CARDS AT THE ELDEST GEEK & TOPTECH

I just got a $100 gift card from a couple of restaurants we love! They were selling them for $80.

Gives then $80 right NOW, and I can either use it later myself or give it to a friend! Of course if they dont survive – well at least I tried!

Well – we will offer the same deal! Get a $100 gift card for $80 either for yourself or someone needing computer help!

Email me and I’ll make it happen! $200 gift card for $160. Maybe that computer upgrade you have been contemplating could be done now!

CORONAVIRUS MORE IMPLICATIONS – for us and the US!

Having more time to think on the implications – and they are indeed dire.
Its not clear – to me at least – WHEN things will return to as they used to be!
Will you go to a theater and get packed in like sardines? Even when the virus has passed?
I’m not sure theaters will ever recover! Maybe not live concerts!
How about Mass Transit? Suddenly this does not seem like such a good idea, does it?

And the progressive goal – basically of everyone living like ants in a huge Gigapolis. Does not

sound so good, does it? Anything where large populations are packed together – is tailor made

for this kind of catastrophe!
Airlines will surely be bailed out. But are the taxpayers really going to bail out Casinos??
And – though I’m NOT a conspiratorialist, honest – think on this for a second.

What if COVID-19 WERE a Chinese bio-weapon??

PRETTY DAM EFFECTIVE wasnt it? It has damaged and disrupted our economy, our society, in ways

that will take years to ‘recover’ – if ever! All starting in a meat marked in Wuhan. Kncked TRILLIONS off our

GDP! Blasted the stock market. Destroyed GLOBAL trade and markets.
Could it have been any more devastating if it HAD been a weapon?

NOW – Imagine what a REAL bio-weapon would do to this country! One with lethality not 1%, but 10%? 20%?
It would be the end of us as a functioning country. Society would dissolve into tribalism! The great cities,

east and west coast would be abandoned. The ‘heartland’ would be where all would be headed.
What would wealth be worth? Money would be valueless. Gold? Silver? What would you trade for a 30 day supply of food?
Think of what hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes go for now! Multiple that by hundreds, thousands.
And our veneer of civilization would collapse. High moral values would collide with desperation. And lose!

We need a Manhattan type project – to handle the NEXT COVID-20?? One which MIGHT be a weapon.
Go watch The Andromeda Strain. Wonderful Michael Crichton film from the 70s. Apply to today. Consider!

WORK AT HOME SYSTEMS

We have been helping various customers navigate VPN’s, Cisco Anywhere Connect, Zoom and the like.

Got a question? we can help?

Need a second monitor for your home computer? we can DEFINITELY HELP!
Have several NICE Surface Pro 4 systems very appropriate for at home work.

AGAIN – WANT TO COME AND INTERN AT TOPTECH?
We have been considering for a while seeking a young person or two (or maybe not so young) to
come and help out at TopTech! We cant afford much in the way of pay (at least not at the moment) but

I would be happy to teach to the right folks – and I’ve got 45 years worth of teaching in me!
You want to trade your time for gaining computer expertise come talk to me!

Or if you know someone looking to trade time for skills!
Learn soldering skills – computer repair – software issues – server setup and configuration!
Maybe we can reach a deal!

Email me at cdb@theeldestgeek.com with any questions!

REMOTE SUPPORT AT TOPTECH AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET ONLINE WE CAN VISIT!
Particularly in the Coronavirus days – we CAN do a LOT of things remotely from our shop!
Go to www.theeldestgeek.com/support – and download the Remote Support technician.
Run it and put in your name and call us and we can come take over your system remotely

to fix issues! There is a LOT we can do remotely. And the Coronavirus does not travel over

the internet!
Now of course, if you cannot get online — we cant visit 🙂

We will charge for remote visits, but promise to be cheap!


ADOPTION CORNER


And from our website? our Official List – all with 6 month warranty, and prices are negotiable 🙂

$800 – Macbook Pro 2014 13in retina. 3ghz i7 16gb 256gb MAX!

$700 – Macbook Pro 2015 13in retina 2.7 i5, 8gb ram, 256gb SSD.
SOLD – Macbook Pro 2017 13in TB 16gb 3.5g i7 512gb MAX!
$2700 – Macbook pro 2018 15in **i9** 32gb of ram!! YES an i-NINE not i7!!
*** STILL UNDER APPLECARE PLUS till 2021. WILL TRANSFER OWNERSHIP!

$2200 – Macbook pro 2018 15in **i7** 16gb of ram 512gb SSD
CORONAVIRUS SPECIAL – $2500 for the i9 and 2000 for the i7 macbooks above!
$??? 21.5 and 27 inch iMacs. We have several we can build up as needed and to spec! Ask!!

$600 Imac 2013 21.5in 1tb platter, 8gb ram. NICE!

$850 – Dell Precision 5510 – VERY NICE 15in workstation laptop! 6th gen i7, 16gb ram, 256gb SSD.

$650 – HP Spectre 13in Rosegold 2-in-1
$100 – HP EliteBook 8540p – i5-520M 2.4GHz$450 Microsoft Surface Pro 4 – i5 4th gen, 256gb SSD 8gb ram Win10

$450 Microsoft Surface Pro 4 – i5 4th gen, 256gb SSD 8gb ram Win10

$550 Microsoft Surface Pro 4 – i5 SIXTH gen, 256gb SSD 8gb ram Win10